Still waiting.

Delicious demon

I heart Aurora Jolie

She's like the perfect cross between Lisa Bonet, Stacy Dash and the hottest porn star ever. Hot hot HOT.

Lick shots

Plush

I wanna make out with Kelly Shibari to Andy Gibb's Greatest Hits.

Ms Teagan

Kate Hate sucks her own nipples in this video

...Which makes an insanely hot video of her playing with her delicious tits into a timeless classic.

Wifey material

The one I'm looking for is a rare breed indeed. She's something very special, like a falling star or Lady Gaga. She's fine as hell, sweet as an angel and nasty as the nastiest porn star (just for me, of course). A lady on the streets/A freak in the sheets. She can hang with the boys, but is ALL woman. Real talk.

Served

Hey you got a sweet tooth and I remember

keeping it sassy.

I am sooooo busted

Message: OMG hah! Someone put me on their 'Extreme Naked Cuddling' blog under 'I wanna be naked with her'

Win

(Hey, it ain't over)
Me, I hope that I'm crazy
I feel you driving and rolling the wheel
Slow down, let someone love you
Ohh, I've never touched you since I started to feel
If there's nothing to hide me
Then you've never seen me hanging naked and wired
Somebody lied, but I say it's hip
To be alive

Now your smile is spreading thin
Seems you're trying not to lose
Since I'm not supposed to grin
All you've got to do is win
(that's all ya gotta do)
(ooh, it ain't over)

Me, I'm fresh on your pages
Secret thinker sometimes listening aloud
Life lies dumb on its heroes
Wear your wound with honor, make someone proud
Someone like you should not be allowed
To start any fires

DISCO PARTY ON COCAINE MOUNTAIN*

Clothing optional, swinging encouraged! Only for the sexxxy people. Play safe and have fun, kids.

Yes it's gotta be love

Heather Joy is totally my new jam. Smart, sexy and slightly existential. Needless to say, I want to go to there.

The one I love

I do. I really love her. I always have.

It was a fateful Monday night in that basement club.We hit it off immediately. We somehow ended up talking at the bar. Well, there weren't that many people there, so I guess we had to talk to someone. And there we were.

So much has happened in the 12 (!) years since that night. But last night, I think we both admitted a bunch of stuff to each other for the first time.

The fact that we love other is old news. Last night was about something else entirely. After all of the confessions and major PDA sessions, I was laying in my slightly unsteady bed when it came to me: Her and I are like Pink and Carey Hart.

There's a great scene in Pink's edition of "Behind The Music" when she talks about a video shoot where her and Carey reconnected for what seemed like the 12th time.

I'm sure this isn't verbatim, but the quote went something like this:

"Carey and I could not see each other for like 10 years. But put us in a room together, and somebody's getting pregnant."

That's definitely this girl (let's call her "Sex Bomb" for now) and I. The last time we saw each other was at that Hollywood Bowl debacle a few months back. A bad scene.

But from the second we saw each other last night, it was on like Donkey Kong. The fact that neither of us is pregnant today is kind of amazing.

It's the oddest things about her that I love. Like her issues with being handed money on top of a reciept. Or that in the middle of a rather intense drug trip she came up with what's known as "Snuggle Points" (amazing story. Trust me). I plan on racking up as many of these points as possible.

Right now, I'm loving this picture she sent to me of her holding a big gun. It came with note: "I think you might like this one."

She was right.

Naked bliss