She's got the yum: Trisha Oaks

I heart Aurora Jolie

She's like the perfect cross between Lisa Bonet, Stacy Dash and the hottest porn star ever. Hot hot HOT.

Yes it's gotta be love

Heather Joy is totally my new jam. Smart, sexy and slightly existential. Needless to say, I want to go to there.

I wanna be naked with her

She gives me "the feeling." Rawr.

My New Krush: Ke$ha

I'm kinda lovin' this bitch. She's fine, has a dirty mind and likes to get down on nasty electro beats. Happy new year to you too, sexxxy.

Naked cuddle-bunny supreme: Kate Hate

I have the biggest cuddle hard-on for Kate Hate, AKA Hostile City Jane. She has the dreamiest, yummiest body this side of Alicia Keys. OK, I have a regular hard-on for her, too. So sexy.

I would love to hibernate with this pretty baby. Lots of weed, food, booze, whatever. Just barricade ourselves inside and fuck, eat, cuddle, sleep and smoke our brains out. That would be all kinds of amazing.

peppermint xxxmas

Lady Gaga: Tiny, but strong

Use me, abuse me, make me your obedient sex slave. Please and thank you.

Eye Candy: Undress Jess

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Morning sunshine