Yes it's gotta be love

Heather Joy is totally my new jam. Smart, sexy and slightly existential. Needless to say, I want to go to there.

Naked cuddle-bunny supreme: Kate Hate

I have the biggest cuddle hard-on for Kate Hate, AKA Hostile City Jane. She has the dreamiest, yummiest body this side of Alicia Keys. OK, I have a regular hard-on for her, too. So sexy.

I would love to hibernate with this pretty baby. Lots of weed, food, booze, whatever. Just barricade ourselves inside and fuck, eat, cuddle, sleep and smoke our brains out. That would be all kinds of amazing.

Eye Candy: Chrissy Lee

Meow. This is a super-cutie patootie I was lucky enough to run into on Twitter. She is my definition of an all-day sucker: I could lick on her allllll day.

Valentina Vaughn gives me 'the feeling'